Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…
Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?
Math teacher: Exactly.
*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*
Me: I win.