iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via liquidpath)
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
(Source: godtie, via fake-mermaid)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via fake-mermaid)