styleswanky: i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
guccier: it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
haulfield: in which the textposts for the onebigannouncement are better than the announcement itself Read More
meanwhile in twitter… moments later…
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
first album: up all night
second album: take me home
third album: where we are
fourth album: are we there yet
fifth album: how long does this fucking trip take
4eva-l-a-r-r-y-s-t-y-l-i-n-s-o-n: I CAN’T BREATH I didn’t know this existed
nymphadoralovegoodtonks: lolbi-wankenobi: llcooljofficial: why do people draw the sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun he has to protect his eyes from ur face
pixieshire: SHIT THEY’RE ALL LIKE PROPER MEN THEY AREN’T YOUNG BRIGHT-EYED BOYS JUST STARTING THEIR DREAM ANYMORE THEY’RE LIKE ACTUAL MEN LIVING THEIR DREAMS TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCING A WORLD STADIUM TOUR I NEED A MOMENT OR 5
zaynlovesithard: They go through puberty every year.
jerrytyson: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore